i-like-shooting-oswald:

Gob Bluth ghostwrote this tweet

freddieillustration:

let the goatman eat pizza

retronerdinfinity:

The master of burns Yours Truly

kidzbopdeathgrips:

lovelysuggestions:

Right now, I feel heavy. But one day, I know I’ll be free of the weight of these emotions. It’s just going to take time. 

shaunmurphy:

not to sound like a 5th grade health teacher but this whole idea that drinking alcohol for the first time symbolizes maturity and/or loosening up and not being up tight is how do I say…Fucked Up  

dankmemeuniversity:

masterchiefkief:

racial:

NEW YORK DOESNT EXIST STOP TALKING ABOUT IT

explain this

mechalesbian:

booty shorts that say “god won’t let me die” on the ass